Flowers Exposed To Sabbath Bloomed Better

New Study Suggest Blasting Your Flowers With Black Sabbath Promotes Better Blooms.

T.V and Radio Gardening Guru Chris Beardshaw provided us with this “Sweet Leafed” Heavy Metal Tip.

Talking to your plants is supposed to be good for them but if you really want the best blooms you should blast them with some Sabbath!

The green-thumbed broadcaster and gardening expert revealed that a constant diet of Black Sabbath worked wonders on a greenhouse full of plants.

While exposure to 60’s British pop singer Cliff Richard had killed every plant in the horticultural experiment, “Sabotage” was suspected but we couldn’t prove it!”

Beardshaw furthered that using Black Sabbath music as a nutrient appears to create larger flowers and they are more disease-resistant.

The study materialized from his horticultural students wanting to write a dissertation based on the effects of music on plants.

“So, we set up four glasshouses with different sorts of music in to see what would happen to the plants. We had one that was dead silent – that was our control house – and we had one playing classical music… We had one that was exposed to Cliff Richard and we had of course the one that was played Black Sabbath.”

In short: the flowers blasted with Black Sabbath – “great big, thumping noise, rowdy music” – they were the shortest, but they had the best flowers and the best resistance to pest and disease.

Black Sabbath – Sweet Leaf (lyrics)

Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf (lyrics)