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Morgan Freeman to Play Lemmy Kilmister in New Biopic Movie

A new Hollywood biopic movie detailing the life of late, great Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister – titled, Simply Lemmy is set to begin production early next year and stars American actor, director and narrator Morgan Freeman.

Morgan Freeman is the recipient of various accolades, including an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award and a Screen Actors Guild Award.

The movie is to be directed by South Korean film director Bong Joon Ho. Bong Joon, of course, won big at last year’s Oscar’s for his breakthrough movie “Parasite’, winning Best Picture, Director and Key Grip.

Morgan Freeman has had a long illustrious career beginning with a starring role on the childhood favorite, ‘The Electric Company’ in the 1970’s.

“I have always admired Lemmy” Freeman said, “I first met Mr. Kilmister back in 1967 when we were both roadies for Jimi Hendrix. I remember one night in Berlin, Lemmy spent the night with this old German prostitute and the next morning he came back with the moles on his face. It was the weirdest thing. We tried scrubbing them, burning them, bleaching them off, everything we could think of but those buggers simply wouldn’t budge!”

Preparing for his new role, Freeman has been tirelessly studying bass guitar along with a vocal coach attached to his hip 24-7, Morgan will also be providing all the vocals for the movie soundtrack.

“I have been chugging Jack Daniel’s , smoking four packs of cigarettes and taking lots of speed, cocaine and LSD to prepare for the role” – Morgan Freeman.

Jesse Eisenberg of “The Social Network ” fame, will be playing young Lemmy Kilmister, and comédienne Kathy Griffin will stunt-double as Lemmy’s warts.

The tagline for the movie is ”Motorhead! The loudest, dirtiest, raunchiest Rock n Roll band in history and Lemmy was their leader. Jack Daniels for breakfast, groupies for lunch and speed for dinner.” Theaters will be warning pregnant women and those with heart conditions not to see the movie. Vomit bags will be included in the ticket price.

Motörhead – Overkill (Official Video)
Motörhead – Overkill (Official Video)Motörhead – Overkill (Official Video)

* Based on the satirical parody originally posted in Madhouse Magazine


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