Rock Your Stockings! Heavy Metal Christmas Songs

Unsilent & Unholy Nights? Everyone’s a kid at Christmas, and metal-heads are no exception. Over the years, metal bands have cut some of the heaviest, loudest, most rip-roaring odes to the holiday season.

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Here are a few of most fist-pounding, throat-shredding, head-banging, heavy metal Christmas tunes ever recorded.

 

Dio with Tony Iommi – ‘God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen’

It’s a testament to the power of the Sabbath that even the centuries-old “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” is turned from an amicable carol to a crushing tune with the slightest rearrangement. Iommi turns in riffs heavy enough for Vol. 4, while Dio delivers a performance nothing less than operatic.

 

Halford – ‘We Three Kings’

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford loves Christmas so much that his third solo album, Halford 3: Winter Songs, is composed entirely of Christmas songs. On “We Three Kings,” the metal god calls out to the Judeo-Christian one as only a metal legend can.

 

AC/DC – ‘Mistress for Christmas’

While most people spend Christmas wishing for goodwill on Earth, Brian Johnson of AC/DC just wants some secret nookie. On “Mistress for Christmas,” he asks Santa for a little side action, and from the fun that he sound likes he’s having, he was definitely on the “naughty” list that year.

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Twisted Sister – ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’

Who would have guessed that Twisted Sister, the band that shocked households in the Eighties and went toe-to-toe against the Parents Music Resource Center, would release something as wholesome as a Christmas album? Surprisingly, the band played it relatively straight on “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.”

~ Happiest of Holidays to ALL ~