Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to thing called “Holy Shit, What Has Bill McClintock Done Now?” This Slayer …
Tony Iommi Forced To Work As Bailiff To Make Ends Meet
Afraid of losing it all, famed Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi has taken on the only job he could find, …
Metallica Huey Lewis And The News Mashup Video Goes Viral
Music mashup master Bill McClintock has once again struck internet gold with his decision to mash together the Metallica classic …
Morgan Freeman to Play Lemmy Kilmister in New Biopic Movie
A new Hollywood biopic movie detailing the life of late, great Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister – titled, Simply Lemmy is …
Greece Bans Tommy Lee After Crazy Donald Trump Rant
Greece is taking a stand after Tommy Lee threatened to leave the United States and return to Greece if Donald …
Churchgoers Oblivious To Pastors Metallica Based Sermons
DUNCANVILLE, TX— Alluding their apparent ignorance of anything having to do with the Los Angeles-based thrash metal band Metallica, pastor …
Ozzy Osbourne Hired To Interpret Speeches For Joe Biden
As the 2020 U.S presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their …
Westboro Baptist Church To Protest Funeral of Nicko McBrain; McBrain Claims He’s Not Dead
The Westboro Baptist Church is back to their old tricks again. Only this time, they have planned a massive protest …
Metallica To Replace Lars Ulrich With Hologram Drummer
Los Angeles, CA. – In a bold move, heavy metal band Metallica has chosen to adopt hologram technology in an …
Church Bassist Spontaneously Combust After Playing Black Sabbath Riff
Christian orthodox church musician tragically burst into flames in front of entire church staff as he warmed up with classic …
