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Metallica Mashup
January 23, 2021

Metallica Huey Lewis And The News Mashup Video Goes Viral

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Music mashup master Bill McClintock has once again struck internet gold with his decision to mash together the Metallica classic …

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Morgan Freeman
December 26, 2020

Morgan Freeman to Play Lemmy Kilmister in New Biopic Movie

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A new Hollywood biopic movie detailing the life of late, great Motorhead frontman Lemmy Kilmister – titled, Simply Lemmy is …

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Greece Tommy Lee Donald Trump
October 16, 2020

Greece Bans Tommy Lee After Crazy Donald Trump Rant

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Greece is taking a stand after Tommy Lee threatened to leave the United States and return to Greece if Donald …

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Metallica
July 18, 2020

Churchgoers Oblivious To Pastors Metallica Based Sermons

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DUNCANVILLE, TX— Alluding their apparent ignorance of anything having to do with the Los Angeles-based thrash metal band Metallica, pastor …

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Ozzy Osbourne Joe Biden
June 26, 2020

Ozzy Osbourne Hired To Interpret Speeches For Joe Biden

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As the 2020 U.S presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their …

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Westboro Baptist Church Nicko McBrain Protest
January 22, 2020

Westboro Baptist Church To Protest Funeral of Nicko McBrain; McBrain Claims He’s Not Dead

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The Westboro Baptist Church is back to their old tricks again.  Only this time, they have planned a massive protest …

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Lars Ulrich Hologram Metallica
January 16, 2020

Metallica To Replace Lars Ulrich With Hologram Drummer

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Los Angeles, CA. – In a bold move, heavy metal band Metallica has chosen to adopt hologram technology in an …

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Church Bass Player Black Sabbath
January 13, 2020

Church Bassist Spontaneously Combust After Playing Black Sabbath Riff

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Christian orthodox church musician tragically burst into flames in front of entire church staff as he warmed up with classic …

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Gene Simmons
November 13, 2019

Gene Simmons New Promo: Smell My Fingers For $50

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KISS fans have something really spectacular to look forward to, they will soon be lining up in droves for a …

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Metallica Hetfield
October 25, 2019

Metallica Breaks Hetfield Out Of Rehab To Finish Tour

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In a bold Alcatraz-style jailbreak, James Hetfield has escaped his maximum security rehab center with the aid of his fellow …

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