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Metallica To Replace Lars Ulrich With Hologram Drummer
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Church Bassist Spontaneously Combust After Playing Black Sabbath Riff
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Gene Simmons New Promo: Smell My Fingers For $50
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Metallica Breaks Hetfield Out Of Rehab To Finish Tour
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Greta Thunberg Speech Turned 2 Face-Melting Death Metal
Just as Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg has the world listening, someone turns her famous speech into some hysterical Swedish …
KISS Calf Looks Suspiciously Like Gene Simmons
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Lars Ulrich Sues 8th Grade Student Over Metallica Logo
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