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New Judas Priest Movie
March 29, 2022

New Judas Priest Movie Has Samuel L Jackson Starring As Rob Halford

Samuel L Jackson has decided to accept the role of Rob Halford in a new Judas Priest movie. Just today, …

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Dio
April 11, 2022

Thousands Flock to Ronnie James Dio-Shaped Oil Stain At Ohio Garage

Loveland, Ohio — Heavy metal fans from around the globe are flocking to a sleepy Cincinnati, Ohio suburb to catch …

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Metallica
July 18, 2020

Churchgoers Oblivious To Pastors Metallica Based Sermons

DUNCANVILLE, TX— Alluding their apparent ignorance of anything having to do with the Los Angeles-based thrash metal band Metallica, pastor …

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KISS
August 6, 2019

KISS Calf Looks Suspiciously Like Gene Simmons

This Little Calf Born In Texas Looks Suspiciously Like KISS Frontman Gene Simmons And People Want Answers! The KISS icon …

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Westboro Baptist Church Nicko McBrain Protest
January 22, 2020

Westboro Baptist Church To Protest Funeral of Nicko McBrain; McBrain Claims He’s Not Dead

The Westboro Baptist Church is back to their old tricks again.  Only this time, they have planned a massive protest …

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Slayer Prince Mashup
January 12, 2022

Slayer Prince Mashup May Just Break The Internet

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to thing called “Holy Shit, What Has Bill McClintock Done Now?” This Slayer …

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Lars Ulrich Hologram Metallica
January 16, 2020

Metallica To Replace Lars Ulrich With Hologram Drummer

Los Angeles, CA. – In a bold move, heavy metal band Metallica has chosen to adopt hologram technology in an …

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Church Bass Player Black Sabbath
January 13, 2020

Church Bassist Spontaneously Combust After Playing Black Sabbath Riff

Christian orthodox church musician tragically burst into flames in front of entire church staff as he warmed up with classic …

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Lars-Ulrich-Sues-Student-Metallica-Logo
July 12, 2018

Lars Ulrich Sues 8th Grade Student Over Metallica Logo

CHIPPEWA FALLS, Wis. – A team of high-powered attorneys representing the interests of pioneering metal act Metallica filed the necessary …

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Gene Simmons
November 13, 2019

Gene Simmons New Promo: Smell My Fingers For $50

KISS fans have something really spectacular to look forward to, they will soon be lining up in droves for a …

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