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Churchgoers Oblivious To Pastors Metallica Based Sermons
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Westboro Baptist Church To Protest Funeral of Nicko McBrain; McBrain Claims He’s Not Dead
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Slayer Prince Mashup May Just Break The Internet
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to thing called “Holy Shit, What Has Bill McClintock Done Now?” This Slayer …
Metallica To Replace Lars Ulrich With Hologram Drummer
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Church Bassist Spontaneously Combust After Playing Black Sabbath Riff
Christian orthodox church musician tragically burst into flames in front of entire church staff as he warmed up with classic …
Lars Ulrich Sues 8th Grade Student Over Metallica Logo
CHIPPEWA FALLS, Wis. – A team of high-powered attorneys representing the interests of pioneering metal act Metallica filed the necessary …